Professionally Created Doctors Excuses
For years, your mom had supreme authority to bail you out of any and all undesirable situations, like school or that terrible job you had at the fast food restaurant. Now that you’re grown, getting out of adult situations requires a higher power: Professionally Created Doctor’s Excuses!
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These notes, created by Dr. EZ Streat, are a collection of faux physicians’ excuses usable for escape from any adult situation. The quality of the knock-offs are exceptional, and Streat saves you from all the hassle and expense of a real doctor’s visit. So all you have to do is download and print the notes, then fill ‘em out with your best MD scrawl.
To keep your employer from assuming you’ll die soon, Streat’s pack also comes with non-medical excuses, like a jury duty letter, or a funeral pamphlet. Complete with pictures, artwork, and a poem, it’ll also bolster your case for future medical absences, by showing exactly what happens to the poor guy who “just never went to the doctor”.
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For an incredible low fee, The Killer Fake Doctor Note Package Includes the Following 17 Excuse Notes:
High-Quality Medical Doctor’s Note (included) -This note states that you are “sick” and cannot make it into work. You fill in the illness and the time you need off. Great for getting out of certain parts of work or school.
Psychologist’s Fake Doctor Note (included) - This doctor’s note is a real winner. No one can prove you’re not insane. Works wonders. Play the anxiety card to its fullest.. or clinical depression always seems to hold some weight. Or schizophrenic episodes — they won’t want you around with that one.
A Funeral Pamphlet (included) This little beauty always generates a great amount of sympathy - and very few questions. Leave this little gem at your desk, let the boss see it, throw some eye-drops in your eyes and skip the next few days of work.
A Jury Duty Notice (included) - Authentic-looking state summons form. Jury duty is a drag. They’ll feel sorry for you. You can nurse many days out with this one.
An Emergency Room Doctor Note (included) - Use this bad-boy to create some serious sympathy. The pain you’ve been in is soo unbearable! Can we say “No Work for a Looong Time”?
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Dentist’s Note (included) - Use this little baby twice a year. Remember, you need to go to the dentist every 6 months.
A Gynecologist Fake Doctor Note (included) - Ladies, use this little number to skip out of work any time. No questions will be asked about this one. I promise.
Classic Fake Doctors Note v.2 (included) - This is a different variation of a doctors note. It has a more computerized look - appearing as a sort of database printout. Includes realistic looking barcodes.
Cardiologist Fake Doctors Note (included) - Is your ticker acting up? Are you overweight, out of shape and a smoker? Use this baby to get your heart checked out. Then fake a heart attack later.
Chiropractor Fake Doctors Note (included) - A Chiropractor isn’t a real doctor. They’re fake doctors — perfect! But oh well, use this one to escape all of your aches and pains of your working life. Your back has been killing you.. right?
Urologist Fake Doctors Note (included) - Use this note to explain your frequent bathroom breaks.
Ear Nose & Throat Fake Doctors Note (included) - Your boss will finally understand why you can never understand what he says. You have a hearing problem, right? Get your ears checked out. Or your tonsils removed. Its about time.
*DOCTOR NOTES #13-#17 (NEW)*
These final 5 notes are doctor’s notes that I find a bit better than the rest. You can have ‘em if you order the forms today. But not tomorrow. Sorry.
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